Ever since Pitch-Invasion.in started #crickwit contest I have put my witty cap on and the result has not been too bad (atleast I think so!) since I was declared crickwitter of the day on two days. Here are some of the tweets hashtagged with #crickwit.
Tell me if you like them!
Punjab team openers consume too much power. One is an AC (Gilchrist) and other is a PC (valthaty)!
30 Apr (KKR vs KXIP)
Now I understand why Queen didn't invite anybody from Punjab team to #RoyalWedding. Afterall they are "King's Eleven"!
30 Apr (KKR vs KXIP)
Did Abhimanyu Mithun learn Disco steps when he was in the womb.
29 Apr (PW vs RCB)
How did Yuvi convince Subrat Roy to take Ryder? He said 'O ji, Jesse jaisi koi nahin'
29 Apr (PW vs RCB)
Now bookies can do spot fixing on things like 'will Deepika kiss Malya today or not' or 'how long the hug will be'!
29 Apr (PW vs RCB)
How much ever slow he may be playing, Pollard is the 'Asha ki Kieron' for Mumbai!
29 Apr (MI vs RR)
Anjali Tendulkar to Warne: pLiz don't hurl(y) any advice towards my husband!
29 Apr (MI vs RR)
If Mumbai lose today will everyone make fun of them saying 'Shane, Shane'
29 Apr (MI vs RR)
The fairplay award should go to Mumbai only. Afterall there is so much 'Sach' in Tendulkar!
29 Apr (MI vs RR)
At a time when Rajasthan Royals should have been trending, British Royals are! #RoyalWedding
29 Apr (MI vs RR)
Both KKR and DD do Brrrr, while their game makes their fans do grrr.
28 Apr (KKR vs DD)
KKR took Morgan hoping for More Gain but he is doing Merely Gone!
28 Apr (KKR vs DD)
Morne Morkel's form has been enough to get him called Mourn(e) Morkel!
28 Apr (KKR vs DD)
What is similarity between Manoj Tiwari,cricketer and Manoj Tiwari the Bhojpuri Singer? Kya yaar, same name hai aur kya!
28 Apr (KKR vs DD)
God forbid if India doesn't do well under new coach, he will be called 'Deccan' Fletcher!
27 Apr (KTK vs DC)
PW has taken players to match their horseman logo: A (Horse)Ryder,Prince (Yuvraaj) and even Robin(hood)!
27 Apr (PW vs CSK)
Pune Warriors have horse in their logo, but the team has become a one horse cart (or a one warrior army!)
27 Apr (PW vs CSK)
Chennai gets so much sun that they should be completely immune to harmful effects of 'Yuvi' rays!
27 Apr (PW vs CSK)
Since CSK has no maidens to support them like RR/RCB/KTK their bowlers have to bowl maidens to keep morale hight!
27 Apr (PW vs CSK)
New #IndiaCoach is quite old. I hope players don't call him Duncan Stretcher! #Fletcher
27 Apr
So should the players organize a party for the new coach since he is Duncan 'Fresher' #Fletcher #IndiaCoach
27 Apr
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